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 Post subject: Snuff
PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:57 pm 
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Location: Stoke on Trent
The landlord of an established walkers pub, reached an age where retirement was necessary. As he left the pub in the hands of the new owner, he advised "Keep the place clean; keep a good pint, and always have a bowl of free snuff on the bar - and you can't go wrong".

So the new owner spruced the place up, cleaned all the pumps and pipes and got ready to open the doors for his first days trading.

To his horror he realised that he hadn't put out the free snuff! Not having any snuff he thought hard and came up with an idea..... he went outside and collected a dog turd; dried it in the oven; ground it up - then put it in a bowl on the bar.

The 1st customer entered the pub and noticing how clean the place was ordered a pint. The pint met his approval and he took a pinch of snuff.

When the 2nd customer entered, the 1st customer quietly asked "Can you smell dog shit?" 2nd customer replied "No, just the smell of cleaning products"

2nd customer ordered a pint and was impressed. Upon taking a pinch of snuff he remarked.......

"By eck, this snuff is good! I can smell that dog shit now!"

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